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Because you know this is what Emma was thinking……

FUCKING HELL I JUST SPIT WATER EVERYWHERE AND NOW MY SCREEN IS EXTREMELY WET AND SO AM I AND IT’S THE KIND I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT AT A RESPECTABLE PLACE OF BUSINESS AND I AM CHOKING ON TOP OF EVERYTHING  >.<

Lol. Success!
It was supposed to be a surprises.

LMFAO.  Like, seriously!!  This is HILARIOUS.  Good job. I shall save this vid for whenever I need a laugh. LOL.

LMAO OMG… What a way to wake up on a Saturday morning

OMFG! Haha, I laughed so hard my roommate stormed out of her room to ask wtf was happening

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This is how I imagine the whole "Hook kisses Emma and she loses her powers" scene will go:

Hook:
Forgive me, love...
Emma:
What?
*Hook kisses Emma*
Snow:
...!
Charming:
...!!
Regina:
...!!!
Emma:
...?
Zelena:
*appeares* Finally! Good job, Hook, now her magic will be mine!
Zelena:
*evil laugh*
Emma:
What was that for?!
Hook:
I'm so sorry, Emma, she forced me!
Regina:
You didn't seem to mind...
Emma:
Ok, wait, she forced you to kiss me?
Zelena:
And now your powers will become mine!
Emma:
Yeah, about that...
*Emma creates a little ball of fire like Regina's and launches it in the air*
Regina:
*smiles proud*
Zelena:
What?!
Hook:
That was unexpected.
Zelena:
How is it possible!? Your powers should be gone after Hook's true love kiss!
Regina:
I think you missed something, big sis.
*Regina walks to Emma and kisses her*
Snow:
*faints*
Charming:
...
Hook:
...
Zelena:
Wha-
Regina:
*creates a bigger ball of fire*
Regina:
Emma is mine.
Emma:
Regina...
Regina:
MINE.
Zelena:
...
Zelena:
...
Zelena:
...
Zelena:
I should have known.

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A Question of Lions Chapter 5, a once upon a time fanfic | FanFiction

As soon as Emma opened her eyes and remembered the events of the day before, she checked her limbs. They were all in working order.

The magic had worked, but the question remained: which magic?

She had felt the effects of the spell as she channeled her healing magic through Regina’s skilled hands, but it was nothing compared to the warmth that had spread through her body when Regina kissed her forehead.

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When Regina hears that the flower tattoo on Emma Swan’s wrist is called a ville de lyon, she sees a way out of her fairy dust-mandated destiny with the lion-tattooed Robin Hood. Was her pairing with Robin Hood a coincidence, a fairy dust blunder, or was there a bigger conspiracy at play?

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5

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Queerbaiting is the silent killer in our televisions. Please, make sure your favorite shows get tested early and often. In the first stages of queerbaiting, the disease is regularly mistaken for actual representation and the start of a romantic arc. Symptoms include lingering physical contact, intense gazes, vague but seemingly meaningful confessions and innuendo-filled dialogue. One of the most prevalent symptoms is referred to by the medical community as “eye sex,” with hundreds of cases on record. So far, the only cure for queerbaiting seems to be not engaging with the show itself, but the more time that passes, the deeper the investment and thus the more difficult the treatment.

Kate via And They Lived Heterosexually Ever After: Why I’m Not Recapping Once Upon A Time Anymore | Autostraddle (via autostraddle)

aka, one reason why I stopped recapping the show as well.

(via relax-o-vision)

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